My dogs, having all been rescues, must've come from somewhere...which means they must've escaped! All of my dogs LOVE to go on adventures and I swear that at times they have gone on long ones and short ones! However, none of them have been more memorable as the attempted escape by my dog JACK!!!
A couple of weeks ago Jack, my smaller and quite "special" black lab attempted to make a run for it out the front door. However, this time what he didn't expect was I was going to be PREPARED for him this time! Or so I thought...
I was headed out the door w/ my purse in hand and Jack insisted he was going along with me. As I'm trying to fight him off w/ one leg he manages to wiggle thru one of my legs so I lock my other leg over him and he squeezes past that one. At this point I'm now knocked-kneed and off balance! As he continues to make a "run" for it I quickly grab the skin on the back of his neck and he's still running forward now I'm full on...LEAPING towards the dog having to now TACKLE my dog like a linebacker on my front doorstep....Sad thing as I manage to land on top of my dog, he looks at me like I'm nuts! And I'm thinking....You crazy A$$ dog...I just stopped you dead in your tracks...but really I'm thinking...I just banged my damn knees on the door jam trying to keep from chasing your stupid self from running around the neighborhood. I know you're shocked this 40yr old ass just did all those crazy ninja moves! ;) Winner this round was still me! Dog-not so much! :P My Jack is such a special dog! Sigh....
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